person: how did you get that scar?
me: my cat
person: so you're telling me that your cat can spell 'fat'
ilymorgannn: glamydia: oh my god OMFG
Anonymous asked: I think you're unf material.
lezune: ∩___∩ |(• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) [What time is it?]
I wish I was 'unf' material
ilymorgannn: downawhoresthroat: tr4nsit: lainexvx: stuartyoung: How i feel about people who say Swag dying. hahaha OH my gOd ahahahaha this is how i feel about people who say “Swag” and “yolo” how about no. Stu is the best person I know. hahah “kindly shut up”